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Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020
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Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought
by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023
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Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.
Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.
by yammerstudios March 13, 2021
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christian position

When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
by Billy from it September 20, 2017
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Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
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Christian Frates

A voice actor and YouTuber who lives with autism.
Christian Frates did a great Eartha Kitt impression!
by Cwf1997 November 3, 2020
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