Anal anaconda

An anal anaconda is a huge dildo fitting in a hella gay big juicy ass

Hey bro pass me my anal anaconda

by ANALADMIRAL April 10, 2018

Anal Beer

When beer is poured down the crack of someone's ass and someone lays underneath and drinks the beer pouring off the person's ass crack. Most of the time it's a big fat guy's ass the beer is dripping from, to up the nastiness!

Frat boy: Dude, I dare you to do an Anal Beer.

by Rad Nick April 18, 2019

Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.

Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014

Anal Depository

When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)

Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”

by WH262 March 1, 2018

Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.

Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!

by scooterscs January 11, 2020

Anal Saliva

Liquids coming out your ass right before diaharia.

I had horrible anal saliva from that mexican food last night!

by Analfacts July 9, 2016