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Fat ass

The fattest piece of white dog shit u have ever seen he looks like a dogs asshole and he’s fat as hell if you saw him your jaw would drop and just cry looking at his lactating boobs
by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018
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punk ass bitch

(noun) jacob allen
(adj) someone who doesn’t play you back in imessage games, but sends you tiktoks, or messages.
me: jacob you’re a punk ass bitch, play me back in word hunt.
by eatshitanddiefuckface April 7, 2023
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Hippolotta-ass

There is a herd of hippolotta-ass.
by DRGR1MR3AP3R June 14, 2020
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My ass

The phatest ass around
Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"
by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021
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Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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Head ass

Generally a person with litte intelligence typically a Giselle of some sort
by PitonJay November 17, 2017
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