urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job

Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

Big dick energy

Penis that Stephanie is scared of .
…I love her x

Stephanie is afraid of KSIs BDE BIG DICK ENERGY

by Davidfr January 15, 2023

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

dick

dick means Jake Paulers and school like ovms shity retarded.

person 1:u are a dick bitch
person 2:I guess Im jake paulers u fucking vergins

by Ur mom is gay like a vergin January 31, 2019

Small dick

A man by the name of Conan

Conan has a small dick

by C.Holding October 19, 2017

Dick

A boys but we’re he shits and ears it from

Fuck this

My dick is in meh sis’s moth

by Jack_1978 October 20, 2018