vsco day

The days to celebrate VSCO Girls/boys. Every single day of the year. every year.

It's national vsco day again. I guess u can't make fun of Catherine for being a vsco girl today. I never can.

by Little T. October 31, 2019

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Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

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jiro day

English slang for benefits day the day the money from benefits gets handed out often used in the context of being able to eat/get drunk again

hey! its jiro day tomorrow! i cant wait to get drunk down the pub!

by AceMurderCrow December 21, 2022

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Saint Jeremiah III Day

June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.

Happy Saint Jeremiah III day!

by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019

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national sexual interaction day

the day when you can do anything sexual and get away with it!(:

honey! its national sexual interaction day! what do you wanna do today?

by ya b susan April 15, 2018

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The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021

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