Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
Get the two seat ass mug.a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
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Get the Ass mug.When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.
by Majkimus September 17, 2023
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just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by wh0re;) April 8, 2022
Get the national grab ass day mug.Which ass nigger is a Term used to define An individual usually A male either homo Sexual or non homosexual, who's feminine actions and mentality is so deeply rooted and asstronomical that, he is perceived a female. But because he is usually a male. He tries to overcompensate with pseudo masculine bravado. So much so, that it appears that he is obviously overcompensating for his feminine approach to situations especially As it pertains to Manhood.
Friend 1: Officer Floyd is still trying it.
Friend 2: doesn't he know that's not gonna scare anyone. We all know he's a butch ass nigga.
Friend 1: LOLzzzz
Friend 2: doesn't he know that's not gonna scare anyone. We all know he's a butch ass nigga.
Friend 1: LOLzzzz
by Drank Hibbert February 9, 2024
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