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Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.
"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"
by bluewrite September 17, 2023
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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013
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dick

you
you know what i'm talking about, DICK
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters
Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...
by Alexandrum July 20, 2023
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dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn
it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.
by dicyy June 9, 2020
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Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.
by SilentFissure January 4, 2017
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