caught up in their ass

stuck on someone who is not good for you, like a bad ex gf or a two faced backstabber wanna be frenemy

"all they do is talk shit, I cant understand why he's caught up in their ass"

by DeMonToyZ June 9, 2014

Tajshae Ass

A girl with a near - perfect or perfect ass

Damn bro, she had the best Tajshae Ass!

by alias.41 March 9, 2018

Song lyric ass nigga

A person who when in an argument quotes song lyrics to make themselves sound clever.

Ex 1: Will is such a song lyric ass nigga
Ex 2: when Will was arguing with josh he was being a song lyric ass nigga and quoting rap songs.

by ViciousTay February 26, 2018

Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 8, 2020

Ass

1. A hybrid species of a plastic but implant and your mom
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.

2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.

3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).

4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass

Ass is the license minter that eats a boob every day from big boob missy on tv

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 16, 2022

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.

Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"

by miahh June 6, 2022