Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

fuck funk

Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck

“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”

by Ally Herbert November 19, 2021

fuck

love

fuck u

by Gunlox May 25, 2021

Fucking

Yaoi

They’re fucking upstares

by Raginglesbianpieceofcrap May 22, 2020

Fuck up

Harvey. Fucks everything up, literally everything!

“Wow Harvey, you’ve done it again. Gone and fucked it up. What a little fuck up.”

by WateredParsnip September 14, 2022

What the fuck

(Exclamation) Your reaction when you find out there are 337 books in Skyrim.

Hey Todd, what the fuck?

by Cringe Cronge February 25, 2021