National love country boys day

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.

"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

National Nut Day

On November 9th it is National Nut Day

Yo its November 9th happy National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020

National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

It writes itself

“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

by Niggacumshitfart April 13, 2021

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

wear a boys coat day

Wear a boys coat 🧥

Girl 1: OMG it’s wear a boys coat day
Girl 2: OMG
Girl 1: let’s go get a boys coat

by 29th November November 5, 2020

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day

'Beat Cynwalker Day' occurs on January 26th. You are able to, on this day, subject "Cynwalker" to any kind of bodily harm you desire without legal troubles or apparent motive. Have fun, and release your frustration about Murder Drones EP7 in a constructive and healthy way instead of finding other unhealthy coping mechanisms. 'Beat Cynwalker Day' is on its way to become a national holiday worldwide.

Rave: Grrr grrr I hate Cynwalker so much, I wish today was Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day.
desk: Bro, today IS Beat Cynwalker Day.
Rave: OH HELL YEAH

by deskspaced June 30, 2024