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Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.
" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B
by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017
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Dick Gozinya

A prank name which is supposed to sound like dick goes in ya
Me: Hello! My name is Dick Gozinya.

Them: So that means a dick goes in you?
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by @bendover69 April 11, 2024
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DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing
(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.
by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016
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Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022
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vacation dick

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
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