Jew Klux Klan Fallacy

If you are a jew or black then you are therefore wrong in your argument.

"Your argument is flawed because your jewish" or " Your argument is flawed because your black" therefore it is a Jew Klux Klan Fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk April 24, 2025

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.

by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

Tunnel Jew

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.

Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.

by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.

Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.

by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020

Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.

The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.

by BigMau February 23, 2023