spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.

In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.

by Nekah Net June 28, 2018

the trunk of your car

The place where you keep things that you sell on the street.

Are you selling those tee-shirts out of the trunk of your car?

by ma231 January 17, 2011

the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"

It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.

by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022

Best car in the world

Mazda rx-7

The Miata is like a little brother to the best car in the world

by anonymous November 24, 2021

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

devo car crash

basically devo car crash was an event that occurred fairly recently. the absoloute meat head decided to rob a car and CRASHED IT! the absoloute melt put several lives at risk. #whatashitter #dontgetdroppedfromsca #devo.sca #scasfinest

devo car crash was a madness! devo is a shit dinger!

by devo.pxp August 19, 2021