murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

Garibaldi biscuit

When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.

Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.

by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025

Pr biscuit

a slang term for the perscription drug percocet. used when one desires to be discret about ones drug habits

"hey man do you know where I can score a Pr biscuit?"

by rusty t shacklerford October 26, 2008

Biscuit

A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.

That puppy is actually pretty Biscuit. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he's a real sweetheart.

by cyberview August 28, 2022

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017