Water Spout

A natural occurrence that takes place when clouds get unnecessarily thirsty. The clouds create their own "straw" and begin sucking up water from the nearest large body of water. It closely resembles a tornado.

Person 1: "Dude, is that a tornado over the ocean?"

Person 2: "No, its a Water Spout. The clouds are just thirsty"

Person 1: "Oh"

by Hey, Its my pseudonym! July 10, 2011

arse-water

A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).

Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"

A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."

by Matt Hayward March 12, 2003

African Water

You know the water that's left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that's still brown and needs a second flush? Yeah, that's African Water.

Dude 1- Hey, who didn't flush the toilet?
Dude 2- I was the last to use the bathroom, but I flushed.
Dude 1- Well check next time, you had some African Water left.

by TheDragonReborn January 9, 2011

Water Fuck

Someone who frequently fucks in the water.

Children swim at this pool you water fuck.

by Urban Dictionary Cowboy April 25, 2010

Holy Water

An epic drink that will make anyone who is down, extremely happy. It's bubbly taste is one that no one should go without. It is the drink of God.

a.k.a. Coca Cola.

Sam: I am so thirsty. I need a really good drink!

Matt: Here, have a Holy Water.

Sam: Wow, thanks! I feel like a million bucks now!

by SamAndMatt April 22, 2010

Dirty Water

1. N. the water that comes out out of your buttcrack when you have diarrhea when you poop

My butthole just let out a lot of dirty water

by the digusting freak December 26, 2011

Still Water

A shity place in nj where a retard danny still lives that likes to say nigger until jake pimp slaps him. Almost everyone hear is a red neck butt plug. Theres nothing to do but bmx in ur drive way make fun of people and smoke weed in the woods.

hey i heard you moved to still water

yeah its so boring hear i spent all my money on pcp weed.

by wiggywig November 19, 2011