A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
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Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
by kadoodles May 5, 2021
Get the Jew coin mug.As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
by BigMau February 23, 2023
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Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
Get the Milky jew mug.This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.
Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.
by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020
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Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
by JewishFucker February 15, 2025
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Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
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