jesus lover

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.

Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!

by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

by Griff July 1, 2004

Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018

Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

by Sparklies May 14, 2011

new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009