Hard Dancing

Getting fucked in the ass by multiple partners whilst listening to music.

Dude look at jenny hard dancing with jerry!!

by TheReapiset November 1, 2010

Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

by lemontwisty December 11, 2010

Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Hard like heroic

We call it the act of Gaming. Using WoW references while consuming over-excessive amounts of caffine while playing World of Warcraft and "Doing it like a druid on the General Channel". Getting woody now!

I'm feeling hard like heroic and doing it like a druid on the general channel.

by HeyUngraceful <3 February 9, 2010

Artosis Hard Drive

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

by Taneth August 27, 2012

Hard Man Hour

any time between 12:00am 12:59am, should be celebrated with a photo of the celebrator doing the hand symbol with your middle and fourth finger down, this should be posted on your private story with the caption ‘hmh’ and the snapchat time sticker

‘happy hard man hour everyone’’yeah happy hmh’

by alix November 21, 2020