Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.

"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."

by dabro3 July 8, 2021

French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.

Ew, that person is French.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

gabrielle french tutor

She is a very generous friend who is a tutor of the highest quality. She manages to maintain a healthy balance between a tutor professional relationship and being a kick ass friend. She will help you with any of your french/writing challenges or pick you up from a night out at the drop of a pen.

Friend: Hey, I need your help?
Gabrielle french tutor: No.
Friend: Please.
Gabrielle french tutor: Fine.
Friend: You silly sausage.

by M. Moose Araouzous December 3, 2017