Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you

"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"

by BG71 April 18, 2017

Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features

"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"

by ThatPotatoAsh February 28, 2017

Hawaiian Donkey Punch

Letting a Donkey stick their hooves in your lubed Anal cavity. Size doesn't matter.

OMG! I'm gonna do the Hawaiian donkey punch after school!!!!

by Alice18527 June 20, 2016

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018

Brazilian Donkey Honk

When you cum on the girls ass hole and shove your thumb in and out like honking a car horn.

Last night I bagged this milf and gave her the ole Brazilian donkey honk.

by Hung handsome and happy January 4, 2021

Swamp Donkey

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.

I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!

by Brotoe March 10, 2009

donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.

in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008