cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

quality cunt

Its that top notch cunt that just makes your mouth water

Also known as best mother, a woman who has that top notch quality cunt. See; Rhonda

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

Economic cunt

Someone who always bangs on about waste and the environment , such as using two staples on the same piece of paper

Why are you stapling that paper again it's already got one in it? Think of the waste!

Shut up Sid you economic cunt!

by Unit 6 September 14, 2018

Cunt Rat

A cunt of the absolute highest order. Not just a Cunt but a Cunt Rat

“Hey did you hear that Tommy grassed to the feds”

“Really ... What an absolute Cunt Rat”

by Tony Poolips October 19, 2017

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

cunt much?

Rhetorical question / Emphatic statement.

1. Question posed to someone who is acting like a total cunt.
2. Statement made to someone acting like a total cunt.

Erin: Then I told my ex-husband I was going to screw him over on the house.
Therapist: Cunt much?

Erin: I really think you should give me the last piece of cheese cake because you're fat.
Co-worker: Cunt much.

by ibonealion June 4, 2016