ass long hair

Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.

Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair

by ratis le sexologist February 25, 2021

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Officer Grey Hair

cops who look old beyond their age

you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair

Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!

by ocn January 7, 2010

mick mow hair

Afro american hairsyle that looks like mickey mouse

The girl has a mick mow hairstyle.

by Dr. Homeslice December 21, 2021

Mad Hair Day

Similar to a "Bad Hair Day" although instead of having merely "bad" hair, your hair makes you resemble a mentally insane person.

"Oh my god! check Lloyd out, Mad Hair Day or what?!"

"Arhh, my hair just wouldn't work this morning, i'm having a total Mad Hair Day"

by KibbageBoy June 9, 2009

prince hair harry

the BEST era of harry styles i will be taking NO arguements and if you disagree then you’re wrong.

“prince hair harry is better than frat boy harry”

by canyonhqbit March 15, 2021

A Nut Hair Away

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.

Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.

by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021