Trump Eye

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.

Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.

by Woodwoman December 17, 2018

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The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017

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New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.

I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.

by Angel E Love March 10, 2017

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Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.

- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)

by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023

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Trump Anonymous

When pro-Trump patriots who became inmates in the aftermath of the January 6 insurrection would meet up upon their release at undisclosed venues to support each other emotionally, with some unable to come to terms with the painful truth that the 2016 presidential election was not stolen from the Liar-in-Chief.

A number of sponsored Trump Anonymous groups have sprung up in red states as dozens of hardcore inmates are waiting to be released in coming months.

by Covido October 10, 2022

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