LOL Syndrome

noun-
the ability to take away the seriousness of ANY text conversation by adding lol, lmao, rotfl, etc.

Prime Examples of LOL Syndrome


ex 1- "da doc called...i mite have pancreatic cancer lol"

ex 2- "omg my bffl nd my bf have been seein each other bhinf my back lmao"

by Naaads93 April 7, 2009

Limpdick Syndrome

Having a limp dick for over an hour in a situation in which requires an erect penis.

Dude, I got Limpdick Syndrome during that orgy last night.

by Yoarba July 12, 2012

Aspergers Syndrome

A real condition that real people have. Someone with aspergers(aspie) May be socially awkward, be an obsessive talker, miss social ques, sensitive emotionally, confused by figurative speech, be intensely creative, and tell the truth constantly, or be easily overwhelmed by light or sounds.

Although people with Asperger’s syndrome are more minor than other cases of autism, Aspies have to deal with bullying often in their lives.

“I think people with Aspergers Syndrome are treated poorly. That’s not right.”

by 🎵🎶🎵 January 12, 2019

rabhya syndrome

'rabhya syndrome' is a problem with the brain that causes people to write weirdly, for example, they write 'exatyl' instead of 'exactly'. Other symptoms are, they might use bad grammar, they act drunk, craving KFC too much.

Not much is know of the disease. WHO speculates it might spread through. CDC says if you have a superior mind then you might not get it.

Don't text with Rabhya.

Why...?

She has rabhya syndrome.

by teahandler February 8, 2021

Hairdresser Syndrome

Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.

Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

sandford syndrome

the process by which one becomes a horse. once thought to be as improbable as alchemy, cases have proven conclusively the efficacy of such a phenomenon.

symptoms include:

loud neighing speech, often at inappropriate social junctions and containing inappropriate content, when intelligible.
engorged gums and teeth, causing the frame of the mouth to protrude from the face.
messy eating habits
obsession with shoes and general covering of hooves.

"HAAAAAAAAAYY! i just got these rad kicks. they are radical. revere them. ima go kick right now on my deck which i bought from bleeker st cause its not legit otherwise. later buuu-ddy"

a classic and sadly incurable case of sandford syndrome

by peeeeeeeeeeppitt April 13, 2010

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

by cwhite20 October 23, 2009