pimp kiss

Giving your bitch a black eye when she dont listen.

My old lady forgot to pay the gas bill, so I pimp kissed her!

by FUDMF December 22, 2010

Toilet Kisses

1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio

Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!

by BorrisJ October 31, 2011

kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Beer Kiss

What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.

John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.

by FotoPro July 30, 2009

friendch kissing

this is what happens when two or more people who are not in a relationship awkwardly decide they should or should not kiss one another.

jennifer and trent decided that they shouldn't be "friendch kissing" because it might change there relationship.

by rickey travis hayes January 24, 2009

proper kiss

When tongues dance together, sometimes spastically

Girl 1: Hey have you had a proper kiss yet?
Girl 2: Yeah he used way to much tongue though.

by thatguyontheroof December 6, 2013

windy kiss

When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth

Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.

by C-Mactastic August 7, 2015