sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees

Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.

by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003

to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself

Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!

by Monkey Business March 18, 2011

yellow monkey

this is most likely the worst insult known. it refers to someone of oriental background; however it can be used to refer to anyone who has no idea what the hell is going on.

That bitch is a yellow monkey

by Rick The Dick April 15, 2005

slut monkey

A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.

Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...

by Daniel Dutton April 11, 2008

Angry Monkey

Angry Monkey is not simply a sexual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. Whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. Often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.

Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.

"That Beck can't get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all ANGRY MONKEY on the subject"

"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"

"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"

by Jumpin' Jimmy January 31, 2010

Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)

Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"

by Lwellington August 26, 2015

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006