Cum Bomb

A Cum Bomb is when you tie a string around the head of your penis very tightly before jacking off over and over again so the semen cant escape your penis. Because the semen can't escape youe penis, it will continue to build up until you untie the string. If done correctly, once the string is untied, all the semen inyour dick should go shooting out and going everywhere as if it were a Cum Bomb.

Oh man, i just cum bombed and my room is a total mess, if i dont clean this up in time my mom will kill me.

by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017

Purple Bombs

A delicious alcoholic beverage that is composed of Jagermeister and the energy drink Mountain Dew AMP Grape flavor. Half purple half bomb..100% tasty....Tastes like purple, effects like bomb.

Joe had 4 purple bombs and was face down in the toilet for the rest of the night.

by Beash Moe January 21, 2009

beats the bomb

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb

Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!

by Dr. Foo November 3, 2008

Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

by koertgeman October 4, 2009

Bomb-out

In Mountain Bike terms to ride very fast and recklessly over difficult terrain.

"Whoa dude! Let's go Bomb-out at Whistler this weekend"
"That'd be just swell Frank"

by Ie August 4, 2007

Reso-Bomb

Restaurant lingo, Short for Reservation Bomb.

The act of intentionally making a fake or false reservation at a (usually competing) restaurant in order to disrupt or cause a loss of business from having to turn away customers because of tables held vacant in anticipation of a (usually large) party that will never show up.

That's the third large party no-show tonight... I think we're getting reso-bombed.

-OR-

The place down the street is always busier that we are. We ought to Reso-bomb them and try to get a slice of their business.

by Scansinboy October 21, 2010

Mom-Bomb

When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.

Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!

Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page

by D. Rogers February 23, 2011