marlboro reds

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.

person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?
person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.
person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.

by DanBil April 24, 2008

red sox

shit team that got sweeped ina 5 game series by the best team in the world, the yankees

Johnny damon plays much better for the yankees than the red sox.

by James Mcgriffenbrown August 25, 2006

Red Sox

Simply put, a mediocre baseball team but no match against the Yankees, successfully putting them down time after time. Im not a Yankee Fan or a Sox Fan, i live in San Franciso and this is the truth.

Sox can beat other East Teams except the Yankees.

by gmoney October 17, 2003

red sox

a team that always finishes 2nd in the AL East to the New York Yankees, it's gunna be another 100 years til they win another 1. the red sox basically blow.

Joe: Did the yankees really beat the red sox 5 times this weekend?

Dan: Yeah they destroyed them.

by joey dizzle August 31, 2006

Red Alert

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.

"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"

by Hawihonne December 3, 2009

Red Ass

Someone who is constantly complaining or picking a fight over perceived injustices.

I first saw this usage in a Sports Illustrated article about the baseball manager Lou Pinella. In the article Pinella, who is notoriously bad about arguing with umpires, referred to himself as a red ass. I liked the term so well, and it applied to some in my family, it was entered in to the family lexicon.

My father yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong order. He is a real red ass.

by Eric June 11, 2004

Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

by twirderdy March 21, 2012