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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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Skibdiddy Toilet

A skibidi toilet from “skibidi toilet” with the head of Sean “diddy” combs. Also is a sexual act where one shits in another’s mouth, while pouring baby oil whilst the other sings “skibidi toilet
Bro, look out for that skibdiddy toilet. He is gonna baby oil you
by PeterFrostmen August 8, 2025
mugGet the Skibdiddy Toiletmug.

Skibidi toilet

Basically cocaine for any children whose IQ is in the single digits.
Kid: Duhhhh I like skibidi toilet what 2+2???
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi toiletmug.

Skibidi Toilet

Code for marijuana used by drug-using youth to hide their actions from parental/guardian figures.
Bro, did you see the new Skibidi Toilet that just dropped? its sick af!
by NotTheHampterCultLeader February 18, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services
You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being a disabled toilet whore
by Jumpercable March 20, 2025
mugGet the Disabled toilet whoremug.

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.
"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~
by Bnana-man March 22, 2020
mugGet the TOILET PAPERmug.

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Beep

"One."

Beep

"Two."

Beep

"Three."

Beep

"Four."

Beep

The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

Beep

Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah
by The Real Tweal April 10, 2024
mugGet the skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,mug.

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