fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".

Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".

The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."

by Btbullet January 2, 2017

fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.

During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009

Hawk Fuck

What you call someone when you're upset about someone trying to spit game to girls.

Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!

by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011

Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003