Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.

that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?

by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

Is marshall the favorite child

Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.

Is marshall the favorite child

by That killer July 14, 2023

Anti-child sexual preference

Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most

Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart

by Pie R8 April 6, 2023