bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

Gamer Bro’s

When you spend more time gaming with your friends than with your own family.

“Sorry mom, I can’t come for dinner right now. I’m gaming with the gamer bro’s”

by Hunter Tadin April 24, 2020

The Shayegan bro

The act of shagging someone at a party with all your friends stand at the door and right before the female or male orgasms you scream "BRO" and all your bros come rushing on to scream out random sex noises

Mum: how was the party last night ?
Guy: it was good as a did 'the shayegan bro'

by freyaedgelord November 1, 2017

bro-boner

Of or relating to the mutual respect and affectionate regard between "bros" resulting in what is commonly referred to as a bro-boner

eg:

"Dude! That totally gave me a bro-boner."

by Thank Goodness for friendship! April 22, 2014

Bro-Cab

The stupid slang Bro's use

<<BRO-CAB>>
Sesh- makeout sesh
Beat- ugly
Rail- have sex with
Shmammered- drunk

"DUde, bra, i was soooo shmammered last night"
"I know BRAD, you totally seshed that beat girl Tracey"
" Dude, i RAILED her"
"GROSSSS"

by Robyn Littleworth December 29, 2007

Joe Bros

The best friends you could ever have . Usually a trio, like a trinity. Usually two boys and a girl. The friends you are loyal to a fault with. You don’t talk about how you feel about each other, but all you know is that you love them with all your heart. They are complete psychos. You share many inside jokes. There may be some drama (like one of them has a crush on the other, and the third ships them), but that doesn’t stop the friendship. Never let your Joe Bros go.

“Are you guys like a love triangle or something?”

“No! We’re Joe Bros!”

“Oh! Sorry guys!”

by Random girl 100405 May 22, 2018

bro-go

a straighter way to say "man date , because that's just gay

-"hey Joe! want to go see fast & furious?"-
"sure !"
-"Alright It's a bro-go"

by vulgora1 March 31, 2009