Bro-Chillin

When a bunch of dudes all chill together. Often it involves soda, PS3, fruitsplosions, pizza, and a box of springtime Oreos. The bro-chillin time runs late into the night. Always a good time, bro-chillin.

Hey guys, what's up?

Ah, nothin. Just bro-chillin.

Cool! You got the Oreos?

Hell yeah!

Awesome, lets play some Wheelman!

by Damn_Sam March 2, 2010

Bro-Mitzva

a gathering of bros in which there are more than twenty in an area.

Guy 1: "dude lets go to the club tonight"

Guy 2: " No way im not touchin that Bro-mitzva!"

by NEEEH August 19, 2009

bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

bro-go

a straighter way to say "man date , because that's just gay

-"hey Joe! want to go see fast & furious?"-
"sure !"
-"Alright It's a bro-go"

by vulgora1 March 31, 2009

bro-boner

Of or relating to the mutual respect and affectionate regard between "bros" resulting in what is commonly referred to as a bro-boner

eg:

"Dude! That totally gave me a bro-boner."

by Thank Goodness for friendship! April 22, 2014

bro status

One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.

Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!

by L-diggity-Dog December 8, 2011

Joe Bros

The best friends you could ever have . Usually a trio, like a trinity. Usually two boys and a girl. The friends you are loyal to a fault with. You don’t talk about how you feel about each other, but all you know is that you love them with all your heart. They are complete psychos. You share many inside jokes. There may be some drama (like one of them has a crush on the other, and the third ships them), but that doesn’t stop the friendship. Never let your Joe Bros go.

“Are you guys like a love triangle or something?”

“No! We’re Joe Bros!”

“Oh! Sorry guys!”

by Random girl 100405 May 22, 2018