St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

betty day

september 16, national celebration of “betty” by taylor swift, only day that it’s acceptable to like country music, for the girls and the gays only

1: “omg isn’t today the 16th?”
2: “yeah, why?”
1: “HAPPY BETTY DAY”

by draggedbytaylorswift September 16, 2020

Kiss your crush day

June 11 is national crush day where all lonely men kiss there crush

Kiss your crush day is where men kiss there favorite female

by Jack Donahue June 10, 2022

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020

DO THE DAY

An encouraging slogan to lift the spirits of yourself and others. Should be said or typed as loudly as possible.

Stella: wut u doing this morning?

Chris: DO THE DAY!

Stella: specifically though? What r your plans?

Chris: DO THE DAY…. HARD!

Stella: wut?

by Chris is cool July 30, 2021

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024