Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023

oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .

Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..

by They were on a break July 14, 2020

sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe

should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night

by Booboodung March 18, 2024

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

Honey to my Crossiant

When two people perfectly fit together.

"Damian!"
"Whats up Trisha?"
"I think I met the Honey to my crossiant!"
"Whats their name?"
"Damian."

by Sorbet.Spots.Cringe October 3, 2021

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022