National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024

Skibiti Toilet Day

A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.

Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”

by Micheal edger April 5, 2024

National give your bf head day

On January 5th you have to give your boyfriend sloppy toppy

“Hey babe its Jan 5th wheres my head?”
“What?”
“January 5th is National give your bf head day”

by Sylvia Mathis December 30, 2023

New day new Venci

One will use this phrase when had a really bad day and are hoping for a new beginning tomorrow and since "Venci" is the holy word for better life and new beginnings it shall be interpreted as "New day new beginning" For example:

VrunciFanNo1: Sacré bleu! I haven't finished yesterday kebab! 😭😧
Vrunci: Ah, no Venci today huh?
VrunciFanNo1: NO VENCi?!?!?
Vrunci: Don't worry new day new Venci!

by MalkataBulka August 9, 2022

butter chicken day

11th of January is Butter Chicken day on this Day you just order some naan and some butter chicken and have at it

"Hey man it's January 11 you know what that means it's Butter Chicken day let's get some butter chicken WOOOOO"

by Manvai267 October 16, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021