Karo national day

February 5 is Karo day because it’s his bday and it is more important than any other day in February

What’s Karo national day? It’s Karo day!

by Karoloveschickennuggsts February 5, 2024

National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

Daying

Moving the sun to make it daytime

Why is the man daying? It’s already day anyways.

by Smirrk Zee June 13, 2023

The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

Fuck a homie day

On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh

Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

by FNBlizzardYT August 3, 2022

May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.

Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!

by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021