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Urban Dictionary 

Tumblr's sister. Everyone on both sites are always high as fuck.
"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."

"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."

Urban dictionary king 

Someone that heavily uses urban dictionary to look up the meaning of a word.
Molly called Daniel a "douche". Daniel would then go and look the meaning "douche" on urban dictionary. Daniel is therefore an urban dictionary king.

Urban dictionary 

Noun.

A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.

However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.

As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.
Urban dictionary admins are fucking hypocrites

urban dictionary 

a place where sad, lonely ass motherfuckers like myself go and make up shitty ass definitions on themselves to look cool
" Do you know that website Urban Dictionary ?"

"Yeah , where those sad, lonely ass motherfuckers go and make up shit about themselves."
urban dictionary by AnonCunt July 3, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.
P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.