Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015

Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

Raging tits

Raging tits - state of females (not necessarily) tits in which they are neither calm nor chilly. Theory suggests that aforementioned tits may be bouncing, screaming or even fighting each other. Such tit-state is usually whitnessed during a period of a woman, usually drunk, which possesses the tits.

Calm your raging tits girl!
Look at those raging tits!

by Giggidy007 March 21, 2011

snoopy tit

Tits that resemble a cartoon snout

It was difficult to walk by that girl without brushing up against her snoopy tit

by DJ Waldito December 9, 2008

Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.

"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"

by shamussss January 2, 2010

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.

John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.

by Fearman December 28, 2007