A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
by AAA888AAAA November 6, 2011
Get the Penis King mug.- Someone, typically female, with extremely loose sexual morals.
- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.
- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.
"That girl Viv is out back in the parking lot doing that guy she's just met. God, she is such a penis pouch."
by Julie Shots September 14, 2014
Get the Penis Pouch mug.This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.
GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!
ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!
ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!
ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017
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Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.
by Lee S. December 17, 2003
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Get the penis cleavage mug.A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
by AmyK92 October 24, 2010
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