Black Nut

When a case of blue balls has become severe enough to warrant a medical emergency.

After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.

by Sparkelime August 1, 2016

Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.

Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

by chicken fried rice jr. December 7, 2020

knuckle nut

A jack off. Or, ejaculation caused by masturbation.

"Quit being a knuckle nut and come help us". Or, "I had a knuckle nut in the shower this morning".

by TheParrott May 19, 2010

Grut nut

Its when you achieve the most extravagant orgasm in your entire life. When you achieve the GRUT NUT makes sure its African american, if not your endeavors are unsuccessful and you have loss the purpose of your entire existence.

Jasmine Grut nutted so hard when Gru appeared on the screen in Despicable me 3 by Pixar Studios

by Namesareforchumps February 12, 2018

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018

Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011