Smell like a broad

When one tells another that they "smell like a broad", they have no other comeback for an argument. It is a desperate attempt to leave an argument with their opponent completely and utterly befuddled.

Tyron knew the battle was lost, but with his last dying breath he said to Jerome, "Nigga, you smell like a broad." Jerome was left the victor, but alas, a befuddled one.

by JayPril June 13, 2018

Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016

smile like a donut

To give a blowjob.

Guy 1: So I told her to get on her knees and smile like a donut. And she did.
Guy 2: Wow, that really works?
Guy 1: EVERY TIME!

by shedamn! October 13, 2008

moving like Bernie

A new dance getting popular in the south. To move it like Bernie, dancers go limp and do their best impersonations of of the dead guy from Weekend at Bernie's

Guy 1: Did you see the youtube video where they're moving like Bernie?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: You should watch it... it's pretty sweet!

by boutros boutros boutros ghali November 17, 2010

lean like a cholo

Cholo's can be spotted out commonly as heavy set Mexican-Americans. Their weight is abnormally high because of a diet high in grade E beef (normally found at Taco Bell, Del Taco, or anywhere else taco's can be purchased with a handful of change) and cheap malt liquor. This causes their center of gravity to actually be located exactly at their belly button. This prohibits them from dancing in a normal form (Note: this explains the low ratio of "cholos:jabbawockeez"). Recently, the scientist Kilo produced a documentary about overcoming this hardship. His suggestion is to lean back, "like a cholo". Now that the center of mass is located in the middle of the body it may begin to wobble. This is why he suggests to put your elbows up, and lean side to side. Studies and calculations have proven that Professor Kilo's technique stabilizes any cholo. His methods would later be cross-examined with those of Newton and Kepler to explain gravity and the abundance of dark matter in the universe. Once a cholo does all of these things, their apparent flyness goes off the charts. Scientists across the country lobbied for Kilo's nomination for a Nobel Prize. However, the year of his nomination more popular scientific discoveries ended up winning the prestigious award (one such was for The "Mims" Theorem: Titled "I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not"). Later he would be rewarded an Honorary Nobel Peace Prize for lowering the crime rate and obesity rate in southern California.

Person 1 (White male, Age 25): What is that dance you're doing?

Person 2 (Cholo, Age unknown): Sup homes, you jus gotta put yo elbows up side to side. It's called "lean like a cholo".

Person 1: Interesting... Can one do this if they are not a cholo?

Person 2: Ask me another question homes and I'll gut you like a feesh.

Person 1: Next time I'll ask a rock.

by Perry Pete Peterson April 10, 2010

smile like a doughnut

What girls need to do to perform oral sex.

Baby...Why don't you smile like a doughnut and get to work.

by Willagain May 30, 2008

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010