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Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.
Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.
by cstrong February 2, 2024
mugGet the Jewmug.

Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.
Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
mugGet the Fingering Jewsmug.

Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.
No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.
by chewcyees December 22, 2023
mugGet the Counterfeit Jewmug.

Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.
Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.
by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023
mugGet the Jewsmug.

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.
Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”
by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019
mugGet the Jew Pottingmug.

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
by Beetjuice February 15, 2025
mugGet the Jew bag moneymug.

Jews

im not kanye, i dont hate jews
by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich October 24, 2023
mugGet the Jewsmug.

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