French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022

French Pass

When smoking a cigarette with someone and you kiss them and pass a puff

Oh, did Pierre just give Collette a French pass?

by Navigate December 2, 2019