Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

by Izers December 5, 2018

Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Dick Move

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

by vudukungfu December 22, 2015

Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

dynamite dick

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.

Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.

by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010

Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014

Dick Zoo

used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".

Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"

by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012