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Bill

A guy who ant stop talking girls love him but he is not sure why but he has beautiful eyes.
Hey bill ur great
by randompersononline1293 June 9, 2018
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Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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bill

super fantastic hot amazing talented handsome beautiful pretty
he's bill
by istronglydislikemen April 9, 2021
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Bill

Bill is a skeleton that casted the circle of hell tournament with satan.he likes to fuck other peoples wifes but and can dance too also he got killed 2 times and revived 2 times .only god knows what happening in his head
by fat cat the 7th September 1, 2019
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Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022
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Buffalo Bills

"The 2017 Cleveland Browns have won as much as the Buffalo Bills have in the Superbowl"
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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Bill Gates

A great man who is hated by the lowest degenerates of society. He is praised for founding Microsoft, engaging in charitable work and creating vaccination campaigns.
BILL GATES WILL MICROCHIP AND KILL US ALL
Do you fucking even know who Bill Gates is?
by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024
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