Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.

Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.

by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it

Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!

by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018

Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.

"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"

by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014