Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011