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dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.
"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."
by irritant August 4, 2004
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dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other
I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.
by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017
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dead nigger storage

a word jimmie screams when u accidentally shoot martin in the face and bring him to jimmie's garage
IS THERE A SIGN IN MY GARAGE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE
by somerandomdudeidfk April 13, 2021
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He's dead, Jim

Used to calm someone down when overzealously destroying something. In other words, "enough already."
*Alex stabs someone in the face 38 times*

Jesus christ already, he's dead Jim.
by ` April 25, 2003
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among dead men

Among Dead Men is the best streetfighting movie of all time.
by Emoto May 23, 2009
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Left 4 Dead

The most anticipated horror game of 2008.
Left 4 Dead is like Counter Strike Source Zombie Mod Escape on roids.
by andre1028 October 18, 2008
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450 dead center

The act of accomplishing or doing something with the result of impressive success.
Matt: Hey man, how'd your interview go?
Dan: Took that shit 450 dead center.
by The Storm1 October 10, 2018
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