Tit Soup

When a girl has oversized boobs that continuously loose to gravity.
Her boobs resemble liquid when they jiggle about.

Person A: Look at that fat chick you got with. Her boobs must've been huge!
Person B: Nah, it was more like tit soup.

A: Yo! How were Katie M's tits?
W: Tit soup man tit soup.

by Pablo R April 21, 2011

Tit-Crack

similar to "butt-crack"

The split in boobs when shown cleavage.
Like a crack on a butt, butt crack.

Jatin: i need some pics to jack off to.

Parsh & Yash: any specifications?

Jatin: uh, it needs tit-cracks of girls in the middle school range.

Parsh & Yash: Roger.

by JatDizzle May 25, 2010

Tit-Bump

When a woman is running and her tits are so huge they smack her in the face! Funny to watch, but painful to eperience...

"Damn! OOOhhhh! That must have hurt! That bitch did a tit-bump!"

by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

Prism Tits

A woman or unfortunate man with extraordinarily pointy tits.

Clive: Oh man, that broad over there has some rampid ass prism tits.
The Z-Man: She certainly does Clive...She certainly does.

by AwesomeSuperBalls March 10, 2010

Tit Squirt

A name to call someone as an insult, or just for fun. Instead of words such as, "bitch", "dick" "tard"...etc

"Your mom's fat"
"Shutup tit squirt"

"Yo tit squirt, save me a seat in class"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.

John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.

by Fearman December 28, 2007